Hey Bronn! Hear me out: The King’s Landing may need more dentist offices, not brothels.

We love Game Of Thrones, but have you ever noticed the characters’ teeth? They’re not so pretty looking!

We asked Dr. Greg Grobmyer, to “diagnose” the characters’ orthodontic issues using photos and videos from the show. Turns out some of the characters have serious dental problems!

In the final episode of Game of Thrones, Bronn, as the new Master of Coin, offered to rebuild brothels in the capital. We have nothing against brothels in the King’s Landing, but we think building a few dentist offices here and there is a good idea, too. What do you say?

Tyron
Oberyn
Ramsey
Robert
Sansa

Arya Stark
Robb Stark
Bran Stark
Varys
Margarey Tyrell

Tywin Lannister
Telisa Stark
Ygritte
Gendry Baratheon
Missandei

High Sparrow
Shae
Sandor Clegane
Jorah Mormont
Roose Bolton

Jeor Mormont
Joffrey Borotheon
Melisandre
Daenerys
Catelyn Stark

Tormund
Grey Worm
Littlefinger
Eddard Stark
Jaqen Hghar

Ellaria Sand
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Brienne of Tarth
Cersei Lannister
Renly Baratheon

Davos Seaworth
Theon Greyjoy
Gilly
Samwell Tarly
Daario Naharis

Gregor Clegane
Hodor
Bronn
Night King

Tyron
Oberyn
Ramsey

Robert
Sansa
Arya Stark

Robb Stark
Bran Stark
Varys

Margarey Tyrell
Tywin Lannister
Telisa Stark

Ygritte
Gendry Baratheon
Missandei

High Sparrow
Shae
Sandor Clegane

Jorah Mormont
Roose Bolton
Jeor Mormont

Joffrey Borotheon
Melisandre
Daenerys

Catelyn Stark
Tormund
Grey Worm

Littlefinger
Eddard Stark
Jaqen Hghar

Ellaria Sand
Jon Snow
Brienne of Tarth

Cersei Lannister
Renly Baratheon
Davos Seaworth

Theon Greyjoy
Gilly
Samwell Tarly

Daario Naharis
Gregor Clegane
Hodor

Bronn
Night King

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Of course, all these diagnoses are best guesses based on a few photos and videos. No true diagnosis can be made without a clinical exam and x-rays.

Here are a few of the more “interesting” teeth issues on GoT characters.

Gilly: Gilly may have her teeth talked about more than any other character, even though some have much more severe issues. Her “buck teeth” are likely the result of an anterior overjet. That means her top front teeth are too far forward from her lower arch. In real life, the actress is quite a beautiful young woman and the teeth issues don’t seem as pronounced. It is possible she holding her mouth a certain way to enhance the effect of the show.

Samwell Tarly: Gilly’s partner has issues of his own. The actor seems to be missing his left lateral incisor. This has made all his teeth shift over to the left one space. His midline (the space between his two front teeth) also seems shifted to the side.

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (Gregor): “The Mountain” is a huge man, but he still doesn’t seem to have room for all his teeth. In photos, his front teeth are crowded and out of line. I wouldn’t say it to his face, though.

Hodor: Another big man with no room in his mouth. Hodor seems to have a very narrow upper arch, which has lead to severe crowding of his upper front teeth. If he had to describe his condition in one word, it would be, “Hodor”.

Bronn: It’s possible Bronn’s strong chin may be the result of a Class III malocclusion. That means his lower jaw is set further forward than it should be. Correcting this issue would require breaking his jaw, resetting it in the proper position, and wiring his mouth shut until it heals. Bronn may have had his jaw broken before, but the actor playing him might want to just leave this situation as it is.

Have questions about this story? Contact our dentist Dr. Greg Grobmyer at [email protected]

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